"Christmas Question And Answer 2" joke

Q: Why should you be careful at Christmas?
A: There are mince spies about!

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: to quack open the ice!

Q: What is a mum's favourite Christmas carol?
A: Silent Night!

Q: What happened to the man who shoplifted a calender at Christmas?
A: He got 12 months!

Q: What kind of candle burns longer?
A: No candles burn longer, they all burn shorter!

Q: Why is it always cold at Christmas?
A: Because it is Decemberrrrrrrrrrr!

Q: Who's impossible to overtake at Christmas?
A: The three wide men!

Q: What carol is heard in the desert?
A: Camel ye Faithful!

Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinselitus!

Q: What do you give a railway station master for Christmas?
A: Platform Shoes!