"Child Wants To Live With Warriors" joke

A mother and father were in a brutal custody battle over their young son. The judge, frustrated by their arguing, asks the boy if he wants to live with his mom.
"No, she beats me," the little boy said.
The judge asked if he wanted to live with his dad.
"No, he beats me too."
"Then who do you want to live with, son?"
"I want to live with the Warriors."
"The Golden State Warriors? But why?"
"Because they never beat anybody."

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