"Charge Them Double" joke
Two monkeys entered a bar and ordered a couple of beer. The bartender was quite taken back since he had never served monkeys before. He quickly ran upstairs to the office to consult with his manager.
"Ted, there's a couple of monkeys downstairs ordering some beer. What do I do?" he said.
"Serve them, you idiot," the manager growled. "Hey, wait a minute. Monkeys are pretty dumb, so charge them double for their beer. They'll never know the difference."
The bartender went back downstairs, served the monkeys their beer, and charged them double the price. Later in the evening, the monkeys were still nursing the same beer while the bartender was tidying up. Curious about the furry creatures, the bartender said, "Say, we don't get a lot of monkeys in here."
The monkeys looked at each other, then back at the bartender, and one said, "Well, with prices like these, it's no wonder!"
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