"Caught napping excuses!" joke

Some quick thinking to get out of the "caught napping jam!"... They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout again! I wasn’t sleeping! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance. This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work! I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga? Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem! I wasn’t sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands. The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot!

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