"Captured By Pakistani Army" joke
Three indian soldiers, jai reddy (tamil), joy bosu (bengali), and santa Singh are captured by pakistani army. The pakistani corp commander does not want to have them as pows and has decided to execute them. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
The reddy asks for a masala dosa, which he is served and then taken away.
The boss requests a machli bhath, which he is served and also taken away.
Santa requests sarson ka saag and makki di roti. The captors are surprised and reply ‘ sarson? ’
‘yes, sarson. ’
‘arre sarson to is season mein aati nahin hai! ’
‘koi gall nahin. Asee intezaar karanga…’
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(Un deux trois quatre cinq)
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