"Camping Teamwork" joke
The loaded mini van pulled into the only remaining campsite. Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent.
The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils.
A nearby camper marvelled to the youngsters' father, "Sir, that is some display of teamwork."
The father replied, "I have a system; no one goes to the bathroom until the camp is set up."
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Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
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