"Bush Says New Approach Needed In Iraq" joke

Admitting "It's bad in Iraq," The President and Tony Blair spoke at a news conference in Washington.

Bush continued: "I'm at a loss here. I don't know what else to do. I mean, I lied my ASS off for months and months. Nobody lied harder than me, and that includes Dick and Rummy. I lied right to your faces, and admit it, you wanted to believe me. I could see it in your eyes. Wow, eyes rhymes with lies... I never realized that before! That's funny. Can I go now?"

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