"Burning up" joke

A seven year-old turns up in his classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher:

Teacher: "Morning Tommy, and why weren't you at school yesterday?"

Tommy: "Well Miss, my Granddad got burnt."

Teacher:"Oh Dear, he wasn't too badly hurt I hope?"

Tommy: "Oh yes, Miss. They don't mess around at those crematoriums."

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