"Bumper Stickers!" joke

Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1... Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

2... If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

3... My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

4... To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.

5... Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

6... I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha

7... Illiterate? Write For Help

8... If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong

9... Cat: The Other White Meat

10... Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends