"Bubba and Tiny Go on Probation" joke

Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking an important exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week.
The exam was "fill in the blank" and the last question read, "Old MacDonald had a_____." Bubba was stumped - he had no idea what to answer, but he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny in the shoulder. "Tiny, what's the answer to the last question?" Tiny laughed, then looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed. He turned to Bubba and said, "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows that Old MacDonald had a FARM." "Oh yeah," said Bubba, "I remember now." he picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. Then he stopped. Tapping Tiny on the shoulder, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?" "You are really dumb, Bubba. that's so easy," hissed Tiny, "farm is spelled ‘E-I-E-I-O'."
Eating Dogs "Two foreign nuns had just arrived in the USA by boat when one said to the other, "I've heard that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replied, "but I suppose if we are going to live in America, we may as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked toward the cart.
"Two dogs, please," said one.
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige. He wrapped both hots dogs in foil and handed them over the counter.
Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs'.
The Mother Superior was first to open hers. She suddenly began to blush and then, after staring at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"

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