"Blonde quickies 41-60" joke

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
A: Lipstick.

Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.

Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."

Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.

Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
A: They make good ankle warmers.

Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!

Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.

Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?
A: "All the blondes have gone home!"

Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?

Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?
A: "Next!"

Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)
A: Because they can spell it.

Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus G. S. T.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits go in front.

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."