"Blonde one-liners" joke
How do you give a blonde a brain transplant... blow in her ear. Why did the blonde cross the road... never mind that, what's she doing out of the bedroom? What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear... thanks for the refill. Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink... that's where you wash vegetables. How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle... shine a light in her ear. What's the advantage of being married to a blonde... you can park in handicapped zones. What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... pull the pin and throw it back. Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress... to keep her neck warm. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall... to see what was on the other side. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb... 6 - 2 to read the instructions, 1 to find the switch, 2 to stand on, 1 to screw the bulb. How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb... two... one to hold the diet pepsi and one to call daaaady. The blonde stayed up all night to see where the sun went... it finally dawned on her. How did the blonde commit suicide... she dyed by her own hand. Brunette to the blonde... Awww, look at the dead birdie... the blonde stopped, looks up and says, "where"?
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