"Blonde in Space" joke

A blonde, brunette and a redhead were chosen to be apart of a science experiment.
The scientist said "Think of any place you would like to go and you will instantly be there"
The brunette said "I want to go to Australia"
Instantly she was poofed to Australia
Then the redhead said "I want to go to Antarctica" and instantly she was poofed to Antarctica"
The blonde said " I want to go to the sun"
The scientist said "but you will burn to death"
Blonde replied" duhh ill go at night"

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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An old married couple were driving down the road one day when suddenly the woman punched her husband right in the face. He shouted, "what the hell was that for?". She replied, "That was for 50 years of the worst sex I ever had!" As they continued down the more...

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead.
They were near the middle of the jungle when a rare african tribe surrounded them. The tribe said that the gods have sent them more...

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In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...

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closetmke:this doesn't make any sense. why would the penis say the brain is the most important organ??
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Anonym:very funny
Funny Joke? 42 vote(s). 67% are positive. 3 comment(s).