"Blonde goes on a trip" joke
One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead went on a camping trip. The first night out, the redhead went hunting, and came back in the morning with a huge deer. The blonde asked, "How did you kill that deer?"
The redhead said, "Well, I followed the tracks of the deer and shot it.
The second night, the brunnete went hunting and came back in the morning with a big deer. The blonde once again asked, "How did you kill that deer?"
The brunnette said, "I just followed the tracks and shot it."
The third night, the blonde went out hunting, and came back in the morning with a ripped shirt, bloody nose, and her hair all messed up. The redhead and the brunnette asked her what happened, and the blonde said, "I followed the tracks but then the train hit me."
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