"Blonde Joke 1" joke

A blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.
The brunette sighs and says, “Oh, shit, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again….. for no reason. ”
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, “What’s the big deal, don’t you like getting flowers? ”
The brunette says, “Oh sure….. but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don’t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air. ”
The blonde says, “Don’t you have a vase? ”

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