"Birthday Gift" joke

A man was talking with his buddy and said, "I have no idea what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy whatever she wants. I'm really stumped. Do you have any ideas?"
"Why not make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled," replied his buddy.
So, the man did as his buddy suggested.
The next day, his buddy asked, "So, did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," replied the man.
"And... did she like it?" asked his buddy.
"Oh, yes," answered the man. "She jumped up, thanked me, gave me a kiss on the cheek and ran out the front door yelling, 'I'll be back in an hour!'"

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