"Bicycles" joke

"All right, everybody on their backs with their feet up in the air!" the gym teaacher shouted to his third-grade class. "I want you to pretend you're riding a bicycle."

Dropping to the floor, the students began rapidly kicking their legs in the sky - all except for one boy who slowly moved one foot in the air while the other leg lay limp on the floor.

"What's wrong with you?" asked the gym teacher.

"Isn't it obvious?" said the boy. "I've got a flat."

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