"Bar one liners…" joke
An Irishman walks out of a bar. Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast. ” A sign over the men’s toilet at the bar reads: “We aim to please - you aim too please. ” What’s the difference between a Bartender and a toilet seat? - A toilet seat only has to deal with one asshole at a time. What’s the difference between a Bartender and a stagecoach driver. - A stagecoach driver only has to deal with the same four horses’ asses all day. A man walks into a bar waving a checkered flag. The barman says I hope your not going to start something with with that. A chicken walks into a bar, looks around and says to the barman “sorry’ wrong joke” A sign in the male loo reads “Please aim carefully as the hands that clean this trough make your dinner. ” A guy walks into a bar. A second guy walks into a bar. The third guy ducks. So a dyslexic walks into a bra. . . A guy walks out of a bar on the moon, complaining “The drinks were OK but there is no atmosphere. ” A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says to the guy “Mate, you’ve got a steering wheel down your pants. ” The guy replies “Yeah I know. Its driving me nuts! ” A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road. ”
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