"At an auction" joke

During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm paying a fortunefor that parrot. I hope he talks as well as you say hedoes.""I guarantee it, madam," replied the auctioneer. "Who doyou think was bidding against you?"

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