"Animal game" joke
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises their hand. The teacher says, “See it’s long neck? What animal has a long neck? ” Sally holds up her hand and asks “is it a giraffe? ” “Very good Sally, ” the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up their hands. “See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes? ” Billy holds up his hand and says, “It’s a zebra. ” “Very good Billy, ” the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized the animal. “See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this? ” Still no one guesses. “Let me give you another hint, it’s something your mother calls your father. ” Little Johnny shouts out, “Is it a horny bastard? ”
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