"Amusement Park Ride" joke

Why didn't the blonde go on the amusement park ride?
Because he was too tall.

What dose a chainsaw and the KKK have in common.
They both go run niga niga, run.

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Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs!

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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1. You never run out of wheat
2. Those cool Saskatchewan Wheat Pool hats
3. Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning
4. Your province is really easy to draw
5. You never have to worry about roll-back if you have a standard
6. It takes you two weeks to walk more...

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A firm of solicitors in Mumbai go under the name of Patel, Patel, Patel and Patel. The office phone rang and the voice at the other end asked:
'May I speak to Mr Patel? 1
'Mr Patel is not in his seat.'
'In that case, can I speak to the other Mr Patel?'
'The more...

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