"Alligators" joke
There was a millionaire who collected live alligators and kept them in the pool at his mansion. He also had a very beautiful daughter who was single.
One day he decided to throw a huge party and during the party, he announced, "My dear guests, I have a proposition for every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool of alligators and emerge unharmed."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was the sound of a loud SPLASH. One man was in the pool swimming with all his might... the crowd cheering him on as he kept stroking. Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed and the millionaire was extremely impressed.
"That was absolutely incredible! Fantastic!" exclaimed the millionaire. "I never thought it could be done. Since I am a man of my word, I must keep my end of the bargain. Which do you want, the million dollars or my daughter?"
"Listen, I don't want your money and I don't want your daughter! I want the dumbass who pushed me in that water!" replied the man.
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