"Accountant in Heaven..." joke
An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners and chanting his name. After a few minutes St. Peter comes running across and says, “I’m sorry I wasn’t here to greet you personally. God is looking forward to meeting such a remarkable man as yourself. ” The accountant is perplexed. “I’ve tried to lead a good life, but I am overwhelmed by your welcome, ” he tells St. Peter. “It’s the least we can do for someone as special as you are. Imagine, living to the age of 123 and still looking so young, ” says St. Peter. The man looks even more dumbfounded and replies, “123 years old? I don’t know what you mean. I’m only 40. ” St. Peter replies, “But that can’t be right - we’ve seen your time sheets! ”
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