"Accidents" joke
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.
A traffic policeman signalled a speeding car driven by morron to stop. he asked banta'why were you driving so fast? You were going well beyond the allowed speed limit.' replied banta:' my brakes had failed. I wanted to get home as fast as i could before i had an accident.'
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