"A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant..." joke

A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup getsto her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes she lets loose abombastic fart. Trying to save face, she says to the waiter:"Sir! Please stop that immediately." "Certainly, madame," replies the waiter with a bow, "which way was it headed?"

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