"A guy walks into a bar with..." joke
A guy walks into a bar with his 3 ducks, puts them each on a stoll and asks the bar tender to watch them while he goes outside and uses the payphone. the bar tender agrees and the guy walks outside. thinking he would be polite the bar tender walked up to the first duck and said "whats your name little fella?" the duck replies "my name is huey" the bar tender then asks "and how are you today huey?" huey replies "im great ive been in and out of puddles all day" the bar tender then moves on to the second duck and asks the same questions. the duck replies "my name is luey and ive been n and out of puddles all day too." the bar tender mover on to the third duck, thinks for a while and says "let me guess, your name is duey, youve had a great day and youve been in and out of puddles all day too?" the duck looks at him and says "no my name is puddles and ive had a shit of a day"
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