"A guy in an elevator" joke

A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to forgive me."
She looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 204."

When it comes to charity, most people stop at nothing.

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One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disneyland. When they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" they turned around and went home.

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

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Nice:Its too cool
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