"A frog with hiccups!" joke

A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.

"What did you do that for?" the man asks.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do more...

What's the biggest moth in the world? A mammoth!

whats a shitzu?
a zoo with no animals

What's another name for a push-up bra?
False advertisement

What's dumber than an [ethnic] building a house under water?
An [ethnic] trying to burn it down.