"A few Polish jokes." joke
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car? A: Took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out. Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses? A: From chasing parked cars. Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter said she was pregnant? A: "Are you sure it's yours?" Q: You go to a cockfight. How can you identify the Polish guy? A: He's the one with a duck. Q: How do you know if an Italian is there? A: He bet on the duck. Q: How do you know if the Mafia is there? A: The duck wins. In Poland's largest shopping mall, there was a terrible power outage. People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours! A 12-year-old boy walks up to his Polish neighbor and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife naked! Nyah, nyah, nyah." The guy answers, "The joke's on you, Johnny... Nyah, nyah, nyah--I wasn't even home last night!"... and finally: Q: How do you keep a Polak in suspense?
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