"A Wife or A Mistress" joke

A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.

The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems."

The doctor says: "It''s better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health."

The manager says: "You''re both wrong. It''s best to have both so that when the wife thinks you''re with the mistress and the mistress thinks you''re with your wife - you can go to the office and do some work.

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