"A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the" joke
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the
United States. He stops the first person he sees walking
down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for
letting me in this country!" But the passer-by says "You are
mistaken, I am Mexican".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees
he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the
wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you
and American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!". So he is
puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The
Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...
"Probably at work."
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
A mild mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to develop self-esteem. The doctor gave him a booklet on assertiveness training, which he read on the way home.
When he walked through the door and more...
Two cats: Felix & Un-deux-trois, decided to have a race to see who could swim across the river first.Guess who won? Felix! Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
(Un deux trois quatre cinq)
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
History repeats itself. That is one of the things wrong with history.