"A School Inspector Saw Two Little Girls In The Front Row Of A Class" joke
A school inspector saw two little girls in the front row of a class and they were absolutely identical' you must be twins', she said.' no, miss,'they answered together.' Bot you are sisters, aren't you? he asked' yes, miss,'they replied.' and how old are you?'she asked.' we are nine,'they said at the same time.' then you must be twins!'said the inspector.' no, miss, we are triplets. but our sister has got flu.'
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a
pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom
together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," said the
woman to the lover, "into the Closet!" more...
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet this Frenchman called Jean Paul and become good pals. Jean Paul finds these two Poles some-what amusing and so he goes all out to make them happy. He treats them at pubs, bars, discotheques. This goes more...