"A Pig And A Chicken" joke

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.
“Great idea! ” the chicken cried.
“Let’s offer them ham and eggs? ”
“Not so fast, ” said the pig testily. “For you, that’s a contribution. For me, it’s a total commitment. ”

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