"A Man Was Charged With..." joke

A man was charged with grand theft auto. After a lengthy trial, the jury aquitted him. Later that day, however, the man returned to the judge who had presided over the hearing.

"Your honor, I want to swear out a warrent for that crooked lawyer of mine."

"What are you talking about?" asked the judge. "He won your aquittal."

"Well, your honor," the defendant replied, "I didn't enough money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole."

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