"A Man Of Dignity And Stature" joke

Stopping to pay a call on some of his suburban constituents, the Congressman found that they were having a party and volunteered to return at a more convenient time. "Don't go," the host begged. "We're playing a game that you might enjoy. We blindfold the women and then they try to guess the identity of the men by feeling their genitals."
"How dare you suggest such a thing to a man of my dignity and stature?" the politician roared.
"You might as well play," the host urged. "Your name's already been guessed three times."

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