"A Long New Orleans Style Funeral Procession Passes" joke

A long New Orleans style funeral procession passes by, but instead of a jazz band, it’s lead by a man walking a lion. Behind the coffin walk at least 200 people. A bystander asks the man, “What’s going on? ”
“My lion ate my lawyer and this is his funeral, ” is the reply.

“Could I borrow your lion? ” asks the bystander. “I’ve got a lawyer I’d like to have eaten. ”

“Sorry, but you’ll have to get at the end of that line, ” said the man, pointing to the 200 people following the coffin.

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