"A Little Short" joke

A pick pocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes.
"Mr. Brewster," the Judge says, "You are hereby found guilty and fined the sum of $150."
Mr. Brewster's lawyer quickly stands up and says, "Your Honor, my client is a little short at this time. He has only $125 in his pocket, but if you would allow him a few minutes in the crowd... "

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