"A Cuban, a Japaneze guy," joke

A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest
in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water.
He says, "We have so many cigars in cuba, we can spare a
few."
The Japaneze guy pulls some computer chip out of his pocket and says,
"We produce so many of these, we can spare a few."
The American looks at the Mexican and the Mexican says "Don't even
think about it."

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Alfonso:not sure they use condoms
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FUCK YOU:OMG SO GOOOOD
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Mr shut down:Your hairline is so cricket it look like The footsteps of Stephen curry juking someone
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BigJohn:HAHA... stupid Cuban. Go back to Cuba.
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Bojan:Yo hairline is the back of independence
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ms.nice:That's mean
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