"3 Jail Bandits" joke
Ok there were three girls a blonde, burnet, and a red head.They all escaped from jail.Finnaly the police caught them.The police had all of them cornered on a wall.The policeman says ready aim and the burnet says volcano, all the policeman looked back and she got away.Once again the policeman says ready aim and the red head says earthquake all the policeman look back and she gets away, the policeman one more time says ready aim and the blonde says fire!!!
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