"10 Signs That You Have a Bad Sex Life" joke

These signs are not to be ignored.

Sign#1: You're married
Sign#2: You're masterbating and your hand falls asleep
Sign#3 You have have to knock the cobwebs off your dick
Sign#4 When you have an orgasm you can clean up with a Swiffer
Sign#5 You're always alone when you have sex
Sign#6 You have Cialis,Levitra, and Viaga hooked up to an IV drip
Sign#7 You develop carpel tunnel
Sign#8 You're wearing your wifes or girlfriend panties and you don't even have a wife or girlfriend
Sign#9 Your blow up doll pops a hole
And
Sign#10 You are in prison

If you have any of these signs your sex life is hopeless

• 0 Comments
• Liked by Same People