"10 Reasons To Live in British Columbia" joke

1. Weed

2. Vancouver: 1. 5 million people and two bridges

3. The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder

4. The local wine doesn`t taste like malt vinegar

5. Your $400, 000 Vancouver home is 5 hours from downtown

6. A university with a nude beach

7. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations

8. If a cop pulls you over, just offer them some of your hash

9. There`s always some sort of deforestation protest going on

10. Cannabis