"- Trick or Treat by Your Sign -" joke

Aries:
pushes the others aside to get to the door first.
Taurus:
will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.
Gemini:
goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
Cancer:
stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.
Leo:
plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea.
Virgo:
wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells
everyone they're a bookkeeper.
Libra:
is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.
Scorpio:
isn't in it for the candy.
Sagittarius:
will manage to wander to the next town.
Capricorn:
makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.
Aquarius:
builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.
Pisces:
skips the whole thing to compose
poetry to the Moon.