"(Un)Lucky Pierre" joke
Pierre is visiting New York City from Montreal for the weekend. After he unpacks, he decides to go for a walk and get familiar with the area. He is walking through Central Park when he notices a beautiful woman sitting on a park bench. So he starts talking to her, talking leads to dinner, dinner leads to dancing, and before you know it, they are spending the rest of the weekend in his hotel room.
Six months later, Pierre is extradited back to NYC because the woman is charging him with rape. So the judge says to him,
"Pierre, I have heard her side of the story, now tell me your side." Pierre says, "Your Honor, we meet in ze park, we talk, we go to dinner, we go out dancing, we go back to hotel room and make love." The judge says,
"Now Pierre, no one is disputing the fact that you had intercourse with this woman, but what we need to know is did you have her consent." And Pierre replies, "Oh oui oui your Honor, I had her cunt scent on my nose, my moustache, my fingers..."
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