Wicket-keeper Jokes

The bowler kept hurling down balls which just missed the stumps. After vainly flailing at yet another close one, the batsman said to the wicket-keeper,
'Ha! He must be the worst bowler in the county!'
'Hardly,' said the wicket-keeper,' that would be too much of a coincidence!'

The cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.

At the crease, he turned to the wicket-keeper and said' I'm anxious to do well and really hit this ball. That's my wife's mother over there.'

'Don't be silly,' said the wicket-keeper.' You'll never hit her at a hundred yards.

The batsman was having a bad time. He played and missed at every ball and was becoming more hot and flusterred every minute. As the bowler was walking back; the batsman turned to the wicket-keeper.

'Phew,' he said' what couldn't I do with a bottle of beer.'

The wicket-keeper thought for a moment.' Hit it with the bat?'

The cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.
At the crease, he turned to the wicket-keeper and said' I'm anxious to do well and really hit this ball. That's my wife's mother over there.'
'Don't be silly,' said the wicket-keeper.' You'll never hit her at two hundred yards.

The wicket-keeper was watching the batsman with a pained eye as he fumbled his way through a shaky innings.' I'm told that you love the game of cricket,' said the batsman.

'That's right,' said the wicket-keeper,' but don't worry - you just go right on playing!'