Wasting Jokes

A guy enters a bar and orders two shots of whiskey. He drinks the first shot and pours the second over his left hand. Then, he orders a second round of shots, drinks the first and again pours the second over his left hand. He repeats this a third time.
Seeing all of this and becoming very curious, the bartender says, "Hey fella, I hope you don't mind me asking, but why are you wasting good drinks?"
"I'm getting my date drunk!" the guy replies.

You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time.

I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message."

That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me...

Wasting time is an important part of life.

Wasting time is an important part of living.

You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me...