Ugliness Jokes

Beauty lasts for a moment
but ugly goes on and on and on.

If ugliness was counted in bricks, yo momma would be the Great Wall of China!

If ugliness were bricks your mother would have her own projects.

An extremely homely person made an appointment to see a psychiatrist.
The patient entered the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm terribly depressed and very lonely. I haven't any friends and no one will even come near me. All people do is look at me and laugh. Do you think you can help me to accept my ugliness?"
"Of course. I'm sure I can," replied the psychiatrist.
"Just go right over there and lie face down on the couch!"