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For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards. She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed look on her face. She called the teacher over and explained that no matter what she typed, nothing would happen.

The teacher tried everything. By this time I was hiding behind my monitor and quaking red-faced. I started to type, "Leave me alone!" They both jumped back, silenced. "Whaa??" the teacher blubbered.

Then I typed, "I said leave me alone!" The kid got really upset. "I didn`t do anything to it, I swear!" It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud. The conversation between them and HAL 2000 went on for an amazing five minutes.

Me: "Don`t touch me!"

Her: more...

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other.
A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards. She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed look on her face.
She called the teacher over and explained that no matter what she typed, nothing would happen. The teacher tried everything. By this time I was hiding behind my monitor and quaking red-faced.
I started to type, "Leave me alone!"
They both jumped back, silenced. "What the. . . " the teacher said.
I typed, "I said leave me alone!"
The kid got real upset. "I didn't do anything to it, I swear!"
It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud. The conversation between them and HAL 2000 went on for an amazing five minutes.
Me: "Don't touch me!"
Her: more...

One of the guy is chatting on infolanka with a girl. the girl
asked "How many bro(bro is shorthand for brother) you have? ".
The guy amswered " two". Then he asked her how many bra U have? ".
She get so upset about this guy and said " U R really stupid guy".
The guy still didnt understand what is wrong and ased her " did I asked anything wrong? ".
She replyied " look what U have typed! ".
The guy look what he typed and finally understood that
he typed bra instead of bro (bro is shorthand for brother ).
Then he started to laugh.
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This is a true story happened in infolanka chat. The guy who typed bra instead of bro is me.
By Vijayman