Two-handed Jokes

"Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, two-handed cheese? asked the waiter. "You know, the kind you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the other."

"Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean,' two-handed cheese'?' asked the waiter. "You know, the kind you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the other."