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From the past 10 years about 90% of Ford trucks are still on the road, the other 10% made it home.

Y2K turns cars into carriagesSometimes true life is more humorous than the jokes that are passed around and around. The following is an excerpt from an Associated Press article by David Sharp, that appeared in The Ithaca Journal yesterday, October 16, 1999. Y2K turns cars into carriages.
PORTLAND, Maine - State government got its first Y2K surprise months early when owners of 2000 model cars and trucks received titles identifying their new vehicles as "horseless carriages".
Despite millions of dollars spent to ensure state computers are ready for the year 2000, computers in the secretary of state's office got confused over the 2000 model year designation.
As a result, some new vehicle owners or lien holders got titles to "horseless carriages" instead of cars or trucks in April. The case demonstrates the problems that can occur when computers misread the year 2000 as the year 1900, which is what happened in the secretary of state's office.
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True story told to me by my uncle Fred D. after my asking what was in Aunt Merle's cassarole dish.
During the depression years, Fred and his buddy were driving trucks on a Govt. road building project up in the Dakotas.
It was noon and they stopped their trucks at the roadside beside a small stream. There was an Indian encampment there between the road and the stream. One of the braves came up the hill to them and told them they could come down and eat with them out of the kettle.
They took their tin plates and cups and went down to eat with the Indians. Fred said that he knew what to expect so he took the ladle and put the stew on his plate and went over to sit on a log and eat.
But his buddy stayed behind and was stirring and poking into the stew, obviously trying to identify what was in it. Then one brave spoke up in a loud voice, "Ugh! Dig deep. Dog on bottom".
I never did learn what Aunt Merle put in her cassarole.

Why Farm Trucks Are Never Stolen
They have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat, break down or run out of gas.
Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.
It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains syringes, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.
It takes too long to start and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision.
The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.
They're too easy to spot. The description might go something like this: The driver's side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc.
The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you're being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren't cracked and covered with duct tape.
Top speed is only about 45 mph.
Who wants a truck that needs a year's worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in bodywork, taillights and a windshield.
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Scene(A Truck Was Towing Away Another Truck In Front Of A Bus Stop Where Santa Was Standing.)
Santa Started To Laugh Like Hell.
Mr Chaudry Asked,' 'Why Are You Laughing'.'
Santa Says,'' Can You Believe It? They Need 2 Trucks To Carry A Rope''.

Santa who was standing at the Sindhi society bus-stop, observed that one truck was towing away another broken-down truck and was moving along at a slow pace causing a big traffic jam. Everyone at the bus-stop was irritated at the trucks, but Santa was laughing away. .. ha, ha. Chandhary saab was furious at this but decided to mind his own business.
Santa then did it again. .. this time he was shaking his entire body and was in splits. The Chaudhary wondered again but ignored him. After some time the trucks came nearer and Santa was laughing loudly again. The Chaudhary couldn't control himself and finally asked Santa the reason for his laughter. Santa replied,' Hey look at that... just for lifting a rope they need two big trucks. Isn't it funny?'

Why are the new Ford trucks more aerodymic?So they will save the Chevy gas when the Chevy tows them away.