Toyshop Jokes

14. "Y'know, this new Crying Game Barbie just doesn't seem to be very popular."

13. "Hey, this is a piece of cake compared to some of the gigs I've had --
cookies for Keebler, clothes for Kathie Lee, shoes for Nike..."

12. "I don't care what Santa thinks -- these' Tickle Me Tripp' dolls are
downright frightening!"

11. "Just toss that broken toy in the barrel marked' Non-Christians.'"

10. "I'll build toys for the fat bastard, but shaving his back hair is where
I draw the line."

9. "Santa, we already make dolls that talk, walk, wet, cry, whatever... now
you want one that blows cigar smoke out of its *what*??"

8. "Please, Mrs. Claus, those batteries are for the children's toys!!"

7. "Hey, *you* try building a Playstation with nothing but antique Victorian
woodcarving tools, chubbo!!"

6. "I more...